The Zap - the site the Chinese government is currently using as its home page

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

People who talk in French FUCKING PISS ME OFF

Especially French people. Now here is a post I found on a Facebook group's wall:

Nick: im pregnant
Ken: whos the father?
Nick: you are
Ken: but i used a condom
Nick: i emptied it into myself

Also, a tramp approached me asking for money the other day. I offered him 2p. He told me to fuck off. So much for beggars can't be fucking choosers.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

STOP LISTENING TO FUCKING CHRISTMAS SONGS - IT'S NOT FUCKING CHRISTMAS YET

Cunts.